This spoof version of the UK Highway Code rewrites every rule of the road (over 200 in total) and make them more relevant to the way Londoners actually drive. With photographs of some of London's motoring morons in action, one could easily ask the question: “How come there aren’t more deaths on our city streets?” Readers are advised not to copy the antics of those depicted in this book as serious injury or death could be the undesired result.

Star Brothel Alpha is the first novel in the Star Tramp series. Captain Quirk, Mr Spook, Dr McBoy, Snotty, Solo, Checkoff and Lt O’Hurry make up the officers of the Starship Tantalise. On a routine mission to deliver vital supplies of personal protective shields to the planet Promiscuria, they encounter Clingoff activities. A detour to Star Brothel Alpha leads to a rather unpleasant sexperience for our intrepid sexplorers of the galaxy.

This book is set in Gibraltar as they prepare for independence. Queen Eleanor III is making a royal visit and the press are on the way. The Weekly Global send Roy King-Pratt. Educational challenged, a bane of the editor’s life, he is the brother of Ed's sadistic fiancée. For the editor to refuse Roy a job wais more than his manhood was worth, but now he’s found a way of getting rid of him. Roy is promoted to international reporter and unleashed on an unsuspecting world.

After barely surviving his harrowing ordeal in Gibraltar Roy is taking it easy, but Sadie gives him what is supposedly a very easy assignment. All Roy has to do is fly to the Falkland Islands, hop on a supply ship to Antarctica and write a report on the shrinking polar ice shelves. An easy task for even somebody of limited intelligence, or so Sadie thought. A bit of good news though, Roy does lose his virginity at last. Good for him!

This book continues the Roy King-Pratt saga as we move into the Caribbean for a luxury cruise through the islands. The bane of Queen Eleanor’s life is on the American ship and Roy’s loyalties are torn. Sadie wants him to interview Fungy, a nymphomaniac ex-princess. The ship sails into the Bermuda Triangle and disappears. The Americans upset the whole Caribbean and a catastrophe of nuclear proportions is in the making.

With the French planning to dump nuclear waste in the Atlantic, the protest ship ‘Environmental Challenger’ sails into action. Demonstrations at the gates of a nuclear power station causes a near disaster before the dump-ship sets sail. First they have to combat a circle of inflatable boats in the harbour entrance and a crazy American helicopter pilot. A combination of humour and action keep this battle going all the way to doomsday and back, while two grown men fight over half a woman.