The London Alternative Highway Code - by Rosalyn Warner

DON'T, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TRY TO IMITATE THE ACTIVITIES YOU READ ABOUT, OR SEE DEPICTED, IN THIS BOOK. THE FOLLOWING STUNTS HAVE BEEN PERFORMED BY VARIOUS SO CALLED INTELLIGENT PROFESSIONAL PEOPLE, IDIOTS, COMPLETE MORONS, PEOPLE WITH OBVIOUS SUICIDAL TENDENCIES & FOREIGN TOURISTS WHO PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW ANY BETTER.

ANY ATTEMPTS TO DUPLICATE THEIR BEHAVIOUR
COULD LEAD TO SERIOUS INJURY OR EVEN DEATH

! ! ! ! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ! ! ! !

Contents:
Rules 1-27 (Pedestrians)
Rules 28-136 (Drivers)
Rules 137-154 (Waiting & Parking. Roadworks, Breakdowns & Accidents)
Rules 155-211 (Motorways. Extra Rules for Cyclists)
Road Signs, Signals & Line Markings
The Enemy. Rogues Gallery. Setting a Good Example (Extra Content)

Contents: Rules 1-27 (Pedestrians), Rules 28-136 (Drivers), Rules 137-154 (Waiting & Parking. Roadworks, Breakdowns & Accidents), Rules 155-211 (Motorways. Extra Rules for Cyclists), Road Signs, Signals & Line Markings, The Enemy. Rogues Gallery. Setting a Good Example (Extra Content).

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