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Norwich North (23rd July 2009)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Chloe Smith Conservative Party 13,591 Chris Ostrowski Labour Party 6,243 April Pond Liberal Democrats 4,803 Glen Tingle UK Independence Party 4,068 Rupert Read Green Party 3,350 Craig Murray Put an Honest Man Into Parliament 953

Candidate Political Party Votes   Robert West British National Party 941 Bill Holden Independent 166 Alan "Howling Laud" Hope Official Monster Raving Loony Party 144 Anne Fryatt None Of The Above 59 Thomas Burridge Libertarian 36 Peter Baggs Independent 23

Haltemprice & Howden (10th July 2008)

Candidate Political Party Votes   David Davis Conservative Party 17,113 Shan Oakes Green Party 1,758 Joanne Robinson English Democrats 1,714 Tess Culnane National Front 544 Gemma Garret Miss Great Britain Party 521 Jill Saward Independent 492 The Mad Cow-Girl Official Monster Raving Loony Party 412 Walter Sweeney Independent 238 John Nicholson Independent 162 David Craig Independent 135 David Pinder The New Party 135 David Icke "No Party" 110 Hamish Howitt Freedom 4 Choice 91

Candidate Political Party Votes   Chris Talbot Socialist Equality 84 Grace Astley Independent 77 George Hargreaves Christian Party 76 David Bishop Church of the Militant Elvis 44 George Upex Independent 38 Greg Wood Independent 32 Eamonn Fitzpatrick Independent 31 Ronnie Carroll Make Politicians History (The new pot of gold) 29 Thomas Darwood Independent 25 Christopher Foren Independent 23 Herbert Crossman Independent 11 Tony Farnon Independent 8 Norman Scarth Independent 8

Henley (26th June 2008)

Candidate Political Party Votes   John Howell Conservative Party 19,796 Stephen Kierney Liberal Democrats 9,680 Mark Stevenson Green Party 1,321 Tim Rait British National Party 1,243 Richard McKenzie Labour Party 1,066 Chris Adams UK Independence Party 843

Candidate Political Party Votes   "Bananaman" Owens Official Monster Raving Loony Party 242 Derek Allpass English Democrats 157 Amanda Harrington Independent 128 Dick Rodgers Common Good 121 Louise Cole Independent 91 Harry Bear Fur Play Party 73

Crewe & Nantwich (22nd May 2008)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Edward Timpson Conservative Party 20,539 Tamsin Dunwoody Labour Party 12,679 Elizabeth Shenton Liberal Democrats 6,040 Mike Nattrass UK Independence Party 922 Robert Smith Green Party 359

Candidate Political Party Votes   David Roberts English Democrats 275 Nick "The Flying Brick" Official Monster Raving Loony Party 236 Mark Walklate Independent 217 Paul Thorogood Cut Tax on Diesel & Petrol 118 Gemma Garret Independent (Miss Great Britain) 113

Sedgefield (19th July 2007)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Phil Wilson Labour Party 12,528 Greg Stone Liberal Democrats 5,572 Grahan Robb Conservative Party 4,082 Andrew Spence British National Party 2,494 Paul Gittins Independent 1,885 Toby Horton UK Independence Party 536

Candidate Political Party Votes   Chris Haine Green Party 348 Stephen Gash English Democrats 177 Tim Grainger Christian Party 177 Alan 'Howlin Laud' Hope Official Monster Raving Loony Party 129 Norman Scarth Independent (Anti Crime Campaigner) 34

Ealing & Southall (19th July 2007)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Virendra Sharma Labour Party 15,188 Nigel Bakhai Liberal Democrats 10,118 Tony Lit Conservative Party 8,230 Sarah Edwards Green Party 1,135 Salvinda Dhillon Respect 588 K.T .Rajan UK Independance Party 285

Candidate Political Party Votes   Yaqub Masih Christian Party 280 Jasdev Rai Independent (Sikh Human Rights) 275 John Cartwright Official Monster Raving Loony Party 188 Sati Chaggar English Democrats 152 Gulbash Singh Independent (Local GP) 92 Kuldeep Grewel Independent (Disillusioned labour) 87

Blaenau-Gwent (29th June 2006)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Dai Davies Independent 12,543 Owen Smith Labour Party 10,059 Steffan Lewis Plaid Cymru 1,755

Candidate Political Party Votes   Amy Kitcher Liberal Democrats 1,477 Margrut Williams Conservative Party 1,013 Alan 'Howling Lord' Hope Official Monster Raving Loony Party 318

Bromley & Chislehurst (29th June 2006)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Bob Neill Conservative Party 11,621 Ben Abbotts Liberal Democrats 10,988 Nigel Farage UK Independence Party 2,347 Rachel Reeves Labour Party 1,925 Ann Garrett Green Party 811 Paul Winnett National Front 476

Candidate Political Party Votes   J Hemming- Clarke Independent 442 Steven Uncles English Democrats 212 Colonel Cocoa Bean Official Monster Raving Loony Party 132 Nick Hadziannis Independent 65 Anne Belsey Money Reform Party 33

Hartlepool (30th September 2004)

Candidate Political Party Votes   I. Wright Labour (Close Call This Time) Party 12,752 J. Dunn Liberal Democrat (It's Raining Purple) Party 10,719 S. Allison UK Independence (No Killroy Here) Party 3,193 J. Middleton Conservative (We Had To Try) Party 3,044 J. Bloom Respect (Sorta Old Labourish) Party 572 I. Ryder Green (And Blue Sea As Well) Party 255 J. Starkey National (Asylum Seekers Out) Front 246

Candidate Political Party Votes   P. Watson Fathers 4 (Purple Powder) Justice 139 C. Herriot Socialist Labour (Shipbuilders) Party 95 R. Rodgers Common Good (Group Hug & Prayer) Party 91 P. Berriman Independent (Keep Cheap Booze At Sea) 90 Alan 'Howling Laud' Hope Official Monster Raving Loony Party 80 R. Carroll Independent (Sing A Rainbow) 45 E. Abrams English Democrat (Fix Hadrian's Wall) Party 41

Leicester South (15th July 2004)

Candidate Political Party Votes   P. Singh Gill Liberal Democrat (Getting Good) Party 10,274 Sir P. Soulsby Labour (But We Still Rule Parliament) Party 8,620 C. Heaton- Harris Conservative (We're Still 2nd Sorta) Party 5,796 Y. Ridley Respect (Old Version And Renamed) Party 3,724 D. Roberts Socialist Labour (Old Version) Party 263 Mr R U Seerius Official Monster Raving Loony Party 225

Candidate Political Party Votes   P. Kennedy Independent (S.O.S. Save My Kid's School) 204 P. Lord Independent (No Tax, More For Less Please) 186 M. Benson Independent (Company Pensions, Student Debt) 55 J. Bardwaj Independent (Meditate On Happiness Issues) 36 A. Barrett Independent One Day I'll Get More Votes) 25

Brent East (18th September 2003)

Candidate Political Party Votes   S. Teather Liberal Democrat (Who's Daddy) Party 8,158 R. Evans Labour (Our Voters Slept In) Party 7,040 U. Fernandes Conservative (Just Here For Fun) Party 3,368 N.l Lynch Green (Turf All The London Streets) Party 638 B. Butterworth Socialist (Red Flags At Half Mast) Alliance 361 F. Ibrahim Public Services Not War (Peace School) 219 W. McKenkie Voice For Great Britain (My Voice) 197 K. McBride Independent (Don't Want Killer Soldiers) 189

Candidate Political Party Votes   H. Immanuel Independent (Long As Tony's Boy Didn't Win) 188 B. Hall UK Independence (No French Rules) Party 140 I. Cremer Socialist Labour (Fly Red Flags Also) Party 111 N. Walsh Independent (I Want To Post A Letter Here) 101 Alan 'Howling Laud' Hope Official Monster Raving Loony Party 59 A. Barschak Independent (I'm Just An Idiot, Not A Loon) 37 J. Bardwaj Independent (Yoga Not Yogurt In schools) 35 'Rainbow' George Weiss www-xat-org (Look At My Dreamer Website) 11

Ogmore (14th February 2002)

Candidate Political Party Votes   H. Irranca- Davies Labour (Still Going Strong Here) Party 9,548 B. Hancock Plaid Cyrmu (One Day The Welsh Will Rise) 3,827 V. Watkins Liberal Democrat (On The Rise) Party 1,608 G. Bebb Conservative (Need A Secure Leader) Party 1,377 C. Herriot Socialist Labour (Go back To Strikes) Party 1,152

Candidate Political Party Votes   J. Spink Green (Welsh Hillsides For Everybody) Party 250 J. Hurford Welsh Socialist (Mine The Hillsides) Alliance 205 Loony Les Edwards Official Monster Raving Loony Party 187 Captain Beany New Millennium Bean (And All Pulses) Party 122 Rev D. Braid Independent (Follow Me On The Cross Road) 100

Kensington & Chelsea (25 November 1999)

Candidate Political Party Votes   M. Portillo Conservative (U-Turns R Us) Party 11,004 R. Atkinson Labour (T-Bone Steaks for MPs) Party 4,298 R.Woodthorpe Brown Liberal Democrat (Why We Here) Party 1,831 J. Stevens Pro Euro (Bye Pound) Conservative Party 740 D. Hockney UK Independence (Bye Europe) Party 450 H. Charlton Green (Is The Colour, Politics Game) Party 446 Earl of Burford Democratic (Voting Rules The world) Party 182 C. Paisley Legalise Cannabis (Lost Brain) Alliance 141 Dr M. Irwin Camp' For Living Will Legislation (R.I.P-arty) 97

Candidate Political Party Votes   G. Oliver UK Pensioners (Ouch, Aching Joints) Party 75 S. Scott- Fawcett Referendum (Polling Day Every Day) Party 57 L. Hodges Daily & Sunday Sport (Men's Balls) Party 48 G. Valente Natural Law (Future Is Bright & Sunny) Party 35 L. Lovebucket People's Net Dream Ticket (OK) Party 26 J. Davies Ind' Enviro' Climate Change (Caveman) 24 P. May Equal Parenting (Me Wanna Stay Home) Pty 24 Alan 'Howling Laud' Hope Official Monster Raving Loony Party 20 T. Samuelson dot Com Stop Tobacco Comp's Farming Our Kids 15

Eddisbury, Cheshire (22nd July 1999)

Candidate Political Party Votes   S. O'Brian Conservative (We'll Win General) Party 15,465 M. Hanson Labour (we'll Get Back In You'll See) Party 13,859 P.l Roberts Liberal Democrat (Biding Our Time) Party 4,757

Candidate Political Party Votes   Alan 'Howling Laud' Hope Official Monster Raving Loony Party 238 R. Everest Independent Euro (Get In There) Conservative 98 D. Grice Natural Law (We'll Talk To Sutchy) Party 80

Winchester, Hampshire (20th November 1997)

Candidate Political Party Votes   M. Oaten Liberal Democrat (Astounding) Party 37,006 G. Malone Conservative (Gloater, Where's Mine?) Party 15,450 P. Davies Labour (I Shouldn't Have Even Come) Party 944 R. Page Referendum / UK Independence Alliance 521

Candidate Political Party Votes   Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 316 R. Huggett Literal Democrat Mark Here To Win (Failed) 59 R. Barry Natural Law (Our Life Line Is Longish) Party 48 R. Everest Euro Conservative (I Should Join Labour) 40

Hillingdon Uxbridge (31st July 1997)

Candidate Political Party Votes   J. Randall Conservative (One Step To Govern) Party 16,288 A. Slaughter Labour (We're Here To Stay) Party 12,522 K. Kerr Liberal Democrat (One Day It's Us) Party 1,792 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 396 J. Leonard Socialist (Workers Rule The World) Party 259 F. Taylor British National (Throw Them Out) Party 205

Candidate Political Party Votes   I. Anderson National (Still Here To Stand) Democrats 157 J. McCauley National (Everyone Get Out) Front 110 H. Middleton Original Liberal (No Longer Popular) Party 69 J. Freisenberger UK Independence (Britain Alone) Party 39 R. Carroll Emerald Rainbow Islands Dream Ticket 30

Staffordshire South East (11th April 1996)

Candidate Political Party Votes   B. Jenkins Labour (Can I Go To Parliament Now) Party 26,155 J. James Conservative (I Was Half The Way) Party 12,393 J. Davey Liberal Democrat (One Day) Party 2,042 A. Smith UK Independence (No Europe) Party 1,272 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 506 S. Edwards National (Better This Time) Democrat 358 S. Mountford Liberal (Original But Still Around) Party 332

Candidate Political Party Votes   L. Tucker Churchill Conservative (Not Official) Party 123 N. Bunny Official News Bunny (Who Cares?) Party 85 N. Samuelson Daily Loony-Lugs Earring Up The World 80 D. Lucas Natural Law (Handle The Planets) Party 53 F. Sandy Action Against Crime, Life Means Life 53 A. Wood Democratic Restoration of the Death Penalty 45

Hemsworth, W.Yorkshire (1st February 1996)

Candidate Political Party Votes   J.H. Trickett Labour (Why Did We Bother Voting) Party 15,817 N.J. Hazell Conservative (Flogging Dead Horses) Party 1,942 J.A.D Ridgeway Liberal Democrat (Used To That) Party 1,516 Mrs B.D. Nixon Socialist Labour (Back To The Old Way) Party 1,193 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 652

Candidate Political Party Votes   P. Davis UK Independence (Wanna Leave) Party 455 Ms P. Alexander Green (Moor Moors, Moors The Better) Party 157 M.C. Thomas Mark Thomas Friday Night Channel 4 Party 122 M.P. Cooper National (But Not Too Popular) Democrat 111 Ms D.J. Leighton Natural Law (Read My Tea Leaves) Party 28

Littleborough & Saddleworth (27th July 1995)

Candidate Political Party Votes   C. Davies Liberal Democrat (We Need A New Way) Party 16,231 P. Woolas Labour (The Old Ways Are Better) Party 14,238 J. Hudson Conservative (We're Older Than You) Party 9,934 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 782 J. Wittaker UK Independence (No Europeans) Party 549

Candidate Political Party Votes   P. Douglas Conservative (But Not An Official One Though) 193 M. Blobby House (Big Fat Pink Blobs) Party 105 A. Pitts Socialist (Get The Red Flag Flying Again) Party 46 L. McLaren Old Labour / Probity of Imposed Candidates 33 C. Palmer 21st Century (We're Early But Here) Party 25

Tayside, Perth & Kinross (25th May 1995)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Miss R. Cunningham Scottish National (We Want Freeedom) Party 16,931 D.G. Alexander Scottish Labour (Can I Have A Go Next) Party 9,620 J.P. Godfrey Scottish Conservative & Unionist Party 8,990 Mrs. V. Linklater Scottish Liberal (Don't Forget Me) Democrat 4,952 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Haggis Party 586

Candidate Political Party Votes   Ms. V.T. Linacre U.K. Independence (Go Away Europe) Party 504 R.C.L. Harper Scottish Green (Eat More Thistles) Party 223 M.A. Halford Scottish Conservatory & Unionist Party 88 G.D. Black Natural Law (Sun Worshipers) Party 54

Gwent, Islwyn (16th February 1995)

Candidate Political Party Votes   J.D. Touhig Labour / Co-operative (Where's The Divvy?) 16,030 Mrs. J.A. Davies Plaid Cymru (Where's A Welcome Hillside?) 2,933 J.G. Bushell Liberal Democrat (I Not Get A Welcome) Party 2,448 R.J. Buckland Conservative (Mine Was Kinda Poor) Party 913

Candidate Political Party Votes   Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 506 H. Moelwyn Hughes U.K. Independence (Europe Get Out) Party 289 T.P. Rees Natural Law (My Star Chart Wrong) Party 47

Eastleigh (9th June 1994)

Candidate Political Party Votes   D. Chidgey Liberal Democrat (On our Way To Rule) Party 24,473 M. Birks Labour (Gotta Pass My Mates First) Party 15,234 S. Reid Conservative (We Used To Rule Once) Party 13,675

Candidate Political Party Votes   N. Farage U.K. Independence (We Hate Europeans) Party 952 Screaming Lord Sutch Raving Loony Will Beat William Hill 783 P. Warburton Natural Law (Star Gazers Tea) Party 145

Bradford South (9th June 1994)

Candidate Political Party Votes   G. Sutcliffe Labour (This Gets Easier And Easier) Party 17,014 Mrs. H. Wright Liberal Democrat (Not For Me It Don't) Party 7,350 R.M. Farley Conservative (Look At Me, No Hope) Party 5,475

Candidate Political Party Votes   Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 727 K. Laycock Natural Law (Mars is In Ascendancy) Party 187

Rotherham (5th May 1994)

Candidate Political Party Votes   D. MacShane Labour (I'm On My Way To London) Party 14,912 D.B. Wildgoose Liberal Democrat (I'm Staying Up Here) Party 7,958 N.J. Gibb Conservative (I Was Staying Anyway) Party 2,649

Candidate Political Party Votes   Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 1,114 K. Laycock Natural Law (Madam Zarr Zarr Told Me) Party 173

Christchurch, Dorset (29th July 1993)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Mrs. D.M. Maddock Liberal Democrat (Another Success) Party 33,164 R.A. Hayward Conservative (Stop Showing Off) Party 16,737 N.J.D. Lickley Labour (Why Did I Bother Standing) Party 1,453 A. Sked Anti- Maastricht Anti- Federalist League 878 Screaming Lord Sutch Monster Raving Loony Rock & Roll Party 404 A.P.P. Bannon The Conservative (No, Didn't Work) Candidate 357 P.G. Newman Sack Graham Taylor (I Don't Like Him) Party 80

Candidate Political Party Votes   T. Bardot- Jackson Buy The Daily Sport (We Need Sales) Party 67 P.A. Hollyman Save The National Health Service (Help) 60 J.P. Crockard Highlander IV Wed' Promotion Night Party 48 M.R.F. Griffiths Natural Law (The Tarot Told Me) Party 45 M.D. Belcher Ian For King (He's A King What?) 23 K. Fitzhugh The Alfred Chicken Party (Finger Licking) 18 J.R. Walley Rainbow Alliance (Happy Chappies) Co' 16

Newbury (6th May 1993)

Candidate Political Party Votes   D.D. Rendel Liberal Democrat (We'll Soon Be Top) Party 37,590 J.T. Davidson Conservative (Not In My Lifetime) Party 15,535 S. Billcliffe Labour (Don't Look At Me, I Look Bad) Party 1,151 A. Sked Anti- Maastricht Anti- Federalist League (Noo) 601 A.P.P. Bannon Conservative (Trick Didn't Work) Candidate 561 S.G.B. Martin Commoners (Who Calls Me Common?) Party 435 Screaming Lord Sutch Monster Raving Loony 30 Year Party 432 J.P. Wallis Green (Want Weat- germ Sarnies) Party 341 R.G. Marlar Referendum (Lets Vote Every Day) Party 338 J.E.D.D. Browne Conservative Party Rebel (With A Cause) 267

Candidate Political Party Votes   L. St. Claire Whiplash Corrective (Pain Is All In The Mind) Party 174 W.O. Board Maastricht Ref' For Britain (Another Vote?) 84 M.R.S. Grenville Natural Law (Astronomy Rules) Party 60 J.R. Day People & Pensioners (Grey Vote Rules) Party 49 C.R. Palmer 21st Century (Ahead Of Myself Here) Party 40 A.W. Page Social Democrat (Still Getting Worse) Party 33 M. Garbin Defense Of Children's Humanity - Bosnia 33 Ms. A.G. Murphy Communist Party Of Great Britain 32 M.S. Stone Give The Royal Billions To Schools 21

Liverpool, Walton (4th July 1991)

Candidate Political Party Votes   P. Kilfoyle Labour (New and popular One) Party 21,317 P. Clark Liberal Democrat (We're New) Party 14,457 L. Mahmood Real Labour (Not The New Shiny One) 2,613

Candidate Political Party Votes   B. Greenwood Conservative (Beaten By Two Labours) Party 1,155 Screaming Lord Sutch Monster Raving Loony, Cavern Rock Party 167 E. Lee- Delisle George Lee Delisle Party (One Man Party) 63

Gwent, Monmouth (16th May 1991)

Candidate Political Party Votes   H.W.E. Edwards Labour (We Three Musketeers) Party 17,733 R.K. Evans Conservative (I'm Porthos Then) Party 15,327 Mrs. F.A. David Liberal Democrat (Make Me Athos) Party 11,164 Screaming Lord Sutch Monster Raving Loony, Runner Bean Party 314

Candidate Political Party Votes   M.J. Witherden Green / Plaid Cymru (Save Wales Whales) 277 P.R. Carpenter Unitax Independent (Can I Be Dartanian) 164 L. St. Claire Whiplash Corrective (School Uniform & Cane) Party 121

Neath, West Glamorgan (4th April 1991)

Candidate Political Party Votes   P. Hain Labour (We're Still No.1 Out Here) Party 17,962 D. Evans Plaid Cymru (We're Gettin' Good Boyyo) 8,132 R. Evans Conservative (Beaten By The Welsh) Party 2,995 D. Lloyd Liberal Democrat (The Old Party Below) Party 2,000

Candidate Political Party Votes   J. Warman Social Democratic (It's Another Try) Party 1,826 R. Jeffreys Local Independent (A Miner Version) Labour 1,253 Screaming Lord Sutch Off' Monster Raving Loony, Welsh Leak 263 B. Kirk Captain Beany of the Bean (Windy) Party 262

Ribble Valley, Lancashire (7th March 1991)

Candidate Political Party Votes   M. Carr Liberal Democrat (This New Party Rocks) Party 22,377 N. Evans Conservative (Not For Me It Doesn't) Party 17,776 J. Farrington Labour (I Just Got Slaughtered) Party 4,356 H. Ingham Independent (On My Own )Conservative 611 D. Brass Green (Where's The Beer & Wine) Party 466

Candidate Political Party Votes   Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 278 S. Taylor Liberal (Gimme Back The Old Party) Party 133 L. St Claire - Miss Whiplash Corrective (Whip Crack Away) Party 72 S. Hughes Raving (Not Official) Loony Green Giant 60

Bradford North, 8th November 1990

Candidate Political Party Votes   T. Rooney Labour (Inner Cities Are So Beautiful) Party 18,619 D. Ward Liberal Democrat (Doing Better) Party 9,105 J. Atkin Conservative (Give Me Rural Areas) Party 6,048 D. Pidcock Islamic Party of Britain (Religion & Politics Mix) 800 M. Knott Green (Belt Reclamation) Party 447

Candidate Political Party Votes   R. Tenney National (Let's Stir The Pot Here) Front 305 J. Floyd Christian (We Mix As Well) Alliance 219 W. Beckett Monster Raving Loony Psycho-Surgeons Party 210 N. Nowosielski Liberal (Should Have Joined The New) Party 187 M. Wrigglesworth Ind' Conservative Anti-Poll Tax Protest 89

Bootle (8th November 1990)

Candidate Political Party Votes   J.E. Benton Labour (Second Time This Year) Party 22,052 W.J. Clappison Conservative (We Did Badly Again) Party 2,587 J.J. Cunningham Liberal Democrat (So Did We I Think) Party 2,216 F.P.S. Brady Green (Recycling By Elections) Party 557

Candidate Political Party Votes   Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 310 K.J. White Liberal (We're Still Independent) Party 291 D.M. Black Christian (Why Isn't God Popular) Alliance 132

Merseyside, Knowsley South (27th September 1990)

Candidate Political Party Votes   E. O'Hara Labour (I Love A Safe Seat) Party 14,581 L.T. Byrom Conservative (I'm A Sacrificial Lamb) Party 3,214 Mrs. C.V. Hancox Liberal Democrat (We Will Do Better) Party 1,809 R.L. Georgeson Green (Plant A Tree For An MP) Party 656

Candidate Political Party Votes   I. Smith Liberal (They Joined Together, Not Me) Party 628 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 197 L. St Claire - Miss Whiplash Corrective (Fur Lined Handy Cuffs) Party 99

Bootle (24th May 1990)

Candidate Political Party Votes   M. Carr Labour (That Was Ohh So Easy) Party 26,737 J. Clappison Conservative (What A Show Off) Party 3,220 J. Cunningham Social & Liberal (We're 3rd Again) Democrats 3,179 S. Brady Green (Brussel Sprouts For MPs) Party 1,267

Candidate Political Party Votes   K. White Liberal (Maybe We Need The SDP) Party 474 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 418 J. Holmes Social Democratic (Time To Disband) Party 155 T. Schofield Independent (I Got a Few Votes At least) 27

Mid Staffordshire (22nd March 1990)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Mrs. S.L. Heal Labour (I Win By A Mile) Party 27,649 Hon. C.C.L. Prior Conservative (Close On Your Heals Sorta) Party 18,200 T.A. Jones Liberal (We Need A Partner) Democrat 6,315 I.W. Wood Social Democratic (Be Strong Again) Party 1,422 R.T.C. Saunders Official (MAFF For Nutrition) Green 1,215 J.G. Bazeley Anti-Thatcher (No to Iron Ladies) Cons' 547 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 336

Candidate Political Party Votes   C.J.G. Hill National (That Loony Is More Popular) Front 311 C.A. Abell NHS Supporters (These Hospitals Are Heavy) 102 N. Parker- Jervis Anti-Immigration (Leave The Country) 71 S.B.F. Hughes Raving (Not The Official One) Loony 59 Miss L.St.C. Love Independent (Naughty MP Spanks) Corrective 51 B.R.A. Mildwater Save The 2CV (2 Horses and 42 Hands High) 42 D.M. Black Christian (The God Squad Is Here) Alliance 39

Vauxhall (15th June 1989)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Miss C.L. Hoey Labour (Was There Any Doubt) Party 15,191 M.G. Keegan Conservative (I Was Close, Sorta?) Party 5,425 M.W. Tuffrey Social & Liberal (Close To Me) Democrats 5,043 H. Bewley Green (It's All Grey Concrete Here) Party 1,767 Rev. H. Andrew People's (Well, A Few Hundred) Candidate 302 D. Allen Independent Greens (Free The Lettuce) 264 R.R. Narayan Civil Liberties (What A Liberty I Didn't Win) 179

Candidate Political Party Votes   D. Milligan Revolutionary (Tooting Pop' Front) Communist 177 P. Harrington Official National (The Real Fascist) Front 127 Screaming Lord Sutch Monster Raving Loony Mad Hatters Party 106 D.M. Black Christian (I'm Relying On Your Cross) Alliance 86 E. Budden National (I'm A Fascist As Well) Front 83 Rev. G.A. Rolph Fellowship (All Sailing Together) Party 24 W.P.C.V. Scola Leveller (Hammer That End, It's Too High) Party 21

Vale of Glamorgan (4th May 1989)

Candidate Political Party Votes   J.W.P. Smith Labour (A Welcome In The Hillside) Party 23,342 R. Richards Conservative (Less Of a Welcome Here) Party 17,314 F. Leavers Social & Liberal (What Welcome?) Democrats 2,017 A.J. Dixon Plaid Cymru (Welsh Take Leeks Anywhere) 1,672 D.K. Davies Social Democratic (Still Holding On) Party 1,098 Mrs. M.A. Wakefield Green (Save Whales & Welshmen) Party 971

Candidate Political Party Votes   C. Tiarks Protect The NHS (Don't Sell Us Maggie) 847 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 266 E. Roberts Welsh Independent Socialist & Ecologist 148 Miss L. St. Claire Corrective (Whack Whack Ooops) Party 39 D.M. Black Christian (Carry Your Cross Here) Alliance 32

Richmond, North Yorkshire (23rd February 1989)

Candidate Political Party Votes   W.J. Hague Conservative (One Day I'll Lead This) Party 19,543 M. Potter Social Democratic (Still Doing OK) Party 16,909 Mrs. B.A. Pearce Social & Liberal (We're OK Too) Democrats 11,589 F.S. Robson Labour (We're Not Doing Well) Party 2,591 Dr. R. Upshall Green (Moor Power To The Ruminants) Party 1,473

Candidate Political Party Votes   Screaming Lord Sutch Monster Raving Loony, Liberal Easter Party 167 A. Millns Keep Theakstons British (Better Yorkie) 113 Miss L. St. Claire Corrective (Bend Over & Take It Man) Party 106 N.J. Watkins Official Liberal (Not Official Loony) Party 70

Essex, Epping Forest (15th December 1988)

Candidate Political Party Votes   S.J. Norris Conservative (I Love Safe Seats) Party 13,183 A.J. Thompson Social & Liberal (Get Up There) Democrats 8,679 Hon. S.W. Murray Labour (Had Nothing Better To Do) Party 6,261 M.G. Pettman Social Democratic (Still In 4th Place) Party 4,077 A.M. Simms Green (Lettuce, Peas & Cabbage) Party 672

Candidate Political Party Votes   Mrs. T.D-R. Wingfield National (Kick Out Those Not Us) Front 286 Screaming Lord Sutch Monster Raving Loony Liberal Christmas Party 208 Miss J. Moore Rainbow Alliance, Change The World 33 B.G. Goodier Vote No Belsen For South Africans 16

Glasgow, Govan (10th November 1988)

Candidate Political Party Votes   J. Sillars Scottish National (Orch Aye The Nooo) Party 14,677    R.P. Gillespie Labour (Who Closed The Shipyards) Party 11,123    G.M. Hamilton Conservative & Unionist (I Had No Hope Here) 2,207 B. Ponsonby Social & Liberal (More Than Me) Democrats 1,246

Candidate Political Party Votes   G. Campbell Scottish Green (Spruce Up The World) Party 345 D. Chalmers Communist (Hammer The Sickles) Party 281 Screaming Lord Sutch Monster Raving Loony Birthday Party 174 F. Clark Rainbow Alliance Smiley Zippy Party 51

Kensington & Chelsea (14th July 1988)

Candidate Political Party Votes   D. Fishburn Conservative (Having A Fish Fry Later) Party 9,829 A. Holmes Labour (Hot On Your Fishy Tail Mate) Party 9,014 W. Goodhart Social & Liberal (Here For Fun) Democrats 2,546 J. Martin Social Democratic (We're Still Here) Party 1,190 P. Hobsol Green (Hug A Tree And Be Happy) Party 572 C. Payne Rainbow Alliance Payne & Pleasure Party 193 Screaming Lord Sutch Monster Raving Loony Rock Music Party 61 J. Duigan London Class (Power To Tooting People) War 60

Candidate Political Party Votes   B. McDermott Free Trade Liberal Party - Europe Out! 31 B. Goodier Anti Left-Wing Fascist (Aren't All Fascists?) 31 R. Edey Fair Wealth Distrib' Fair Housing Provision 30 W. Scola The Leveller (In The Spirit Level Of It) Party 27 J. Crowley Anti Yuppie Revolut'y Crowleyist 24 J. Connell Veg' Visionary Peace - Stop ITN Manipulation 20 Dr K. Trivedi Independent Janata (Pray A Miracle) Party 5

Newcastle under Lyme (17th July 1986)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Mrs. L. Golding Labour (Yet Another MP For Us) Party 16,819 A.L. Thomas Liberal (Nearly Got That Seat) Party 16,020 J.C.B. Nock Conservative (We Had No Hope) Party 7,863 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 277

Candidate Political Party Votes   J.A. Gaskell Rainbow All' Prince Charles App' Party 115 J. Parker Referendum On Nuclear Energy 83 D.D’A Brewster Rainbow Alliance Bob Geldof App' Party 70

Hammersmith & Fulham (10th April 1986)

Candidate Political Party Votes   N. Raynsford Labour (One Day We'll Rule The World) Party 16,451 M. Carrington Conservative (Thought This Was Mine) Party 12,948 R. Liddle Social Democratic (Doing OK Really) Party 6,953 J. Birdwood England (Well, Me) Demands Repatriation 226 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 134 J. Creighton Connoisseur Wine (Red White Not Blue) Party 127

Candidate Political Party Votes   B. Black Democratic Rights For Northern Ireland 98 G. Rolph Fellowship (Let's All Get Together) Party 39 J. Swindon Humanist (I'm A People Person Really) 38 L. Duke Captain Rainbow's Universal Party 37 R. Simmerson All Party Anti-Common Market (No To Europe) 33

Powys, Brecon & Radnor (4th July 1985)

Candidate Political Party Votes   R. Livsey Liberal (That Was A Bit Close For Comfort) Party 13,753 R. Willey Labour (Who Didn't bother To Vote?) Party 13,194 C. Butler Conservative (We're Just Unlucky) Party 10,631 J. Davies Plaid Cymru (Dragons Of The World Unite) 435

Candidate Political Party Votes   Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 202 R. Everest One Nation (Which One?) Conservative 154 A. Genillard Save The World From Multiple Sclerosis 43

Chesterfield (1st March 1984)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Rt. Hon. A.N.W. Benn Labour (Was There Any Doubt) Party 24,633 M.G. Payne Liberal (One Day I'll Get In) Party 18,369 N.H. Bourne Conservative (I Didn't Expect To Win )Party 8,028 B. Maynard Independent (I got To 4th Place, Not Bad) 1,355 Screaming Lord Sutch Monster Raving Loony Party - Last Stand 178 D.E. Bentley 4 Wheel Drive Hatchback Road Safety 116 J.V. Davey No Increase in Dental Charges (Toothless) 83 T.A. Layton Spare The Earth (Love Recycles) Ecology 46 Miss H.M. Anscomb Death off Roads: Freight on Rail (Choo) 34

Candidate Political Party Votes   J.J.N. Bardwaj Yoga & Meditation (Crossed Legs to Vote) 33 D. Butler Buy Your Chesterfield in Thame (What?) 24 P. Nicholls- Jones Independent, the Welshman (Got a Leek) 22 S.D. Shaw Elvisly Yours, Elvis Presley (Ahhh Ha Ha) 20 C.S. Hill Prisoner: I am not a Number (Innumerate 1) 17 G.R. Piccaro Official Acne (Vote For a Right Little Zit) 15 D.M. Cahill Reclassify Sun as a Comic (It Is Anyway) 12 J. Connell Peace (A Peace Of Parliamentary Privilege) 7

Cumbria, Penrith & Borders (28th July 1983)

Candidate Political Party Votes   D.J. Maclean Conservative (Hi, It's Us Again) Party 17,530 M.A. Young Liberal (We're till Here Trying To Get In) Party 16,978 A.L. Williams Labour (Waiting For A Better Seat) Party 2,834 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 412

Candidate Political Party Votes   E.W. Morgan Retired Naval Officer (I'll Need Another Job) 150 Miss H.M. Anscomb Death off Roads: Freight on Rail (Trucks on Skis) 72 J. Connell Peace: Independent (Love Russia) Socialist 69 P.R. Smith New National (But Not Popular National) Party 35

Darlington (24th March 1983)

Candidate Political Party Votes   O. O'Brien Labour (Pheww That Was Sorta Close) Party 20,544 M.C. Fallon Conservative (One Day We'll Get In Here) Party 18,132 A.P. Cook Social Democratic Party Liberal Alliance 12,735 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 374

Candidate Political Party Votes   A.H. Clark Independent (I Gonna Win - Maybe Not Then) 164 T.L. Keen Tact' Voting Annihilates Tatchelite Bennites 27 J.J.N. Bardwaj Yoga & Meditation (Ummmmmm ) Party 15 P.R. Smith Republican (And I Don't Mean Publican Again) 10

Southwark, Bermondsey (24th February 1983)

Candidate Political Party Votes   S.H.W. Hughes Liberal Social Dem' Party Alliance 17,017 P.G. Tatchell Labour (Not In Bed With SDP or Libs) Party 7,698 J.H. O'Grady Real Bermondsey (Who Stole A Party) Labour 2,243 R.G. Hughes Conservative (I Want A Better Seat) Party 1,631 J.S. Sneath National (We Want A Race Hate World) Front 426 Screaming Lord Sutch Official Monster Raving Loony Party 97 Dowager Lady Birdwood Independent (Look Like Me) Patriot 62 M.D. Keulemans New (Not The Same Old One) Britain 59

Candidate Political Party Votes   B. Giddings Independent (They Won't Let Me In) Labour 55 G.B. Hannah Ecology (Earth Wind And Fire) Party 50 R. Gordon Communist (Keep The Red Flag Flying) Party 50 Miss F. Eden Revolutionary (Make Everybody) Communist 38 Mrs. A.C. King National (Yes, Another Old Labour) Labour 25 D.D. Wedgwood Free Trade - Anti Common Market (Sell) 15 A.R. Baker United (But Not That Popular) Democrat 15 E.L. Bevan Independent System Designer 8

Crosby (26th November 1981)

Candidate Political Party Votes   Rt. Hon. Mrs. S. Williams Social Democratic (Gonna Succed) Party 28,118 J.V.C. Butcher Conservative (The SDP Nicked Our Seat) Party 22,829 J. Backhouse Labour (Only Here For The Beer) Party 5,450 R.W. Small Ecology (Make That Real Ale Please) Party 480 T.F.B. Stop F'Tang- F'Tang- Olé- Biscuit- Barrel (CURLS) Cambridge University Raving Loony Society 223

Candidate Political Party Votes   T.L. Keen Conservative / Liberal (Get Together) Alliance 99 W.G. Boaks Public Safety Dem' Monarchist White Res' 36 J. Kennedy Middlesex Polytechnic Suspended Students 31 D.S. Potter Humanitarian Cand' (A People Person) 31

Stratford upon Avon (August 1963)

Candidate Political Party Votes   A. Maude Conservative (Look Who's Silly There) Party 15,846 A. Faulds Labour (Strange they Let Him In) Party 12,376 D. Mirfin Liberal (He Aint Doin' Any Harm) Party 7,622

Candidate Political Party Votes   M.S. Blair Independent (It's Not Me, look At Him Below) 281