| 1987
GENERAL ELECTION MANIFESTO (The Loony Archive Accepts No Responsibility For And Has No Control Over The Content Of External Websites) |
| Turn Britain into the
world's biggest tax haven by driving the Channel Tunnel
through the Channel Islands. Turn the whole country into a fun park, creating 8 million jobs. Ex-politician would be employed as waiters so people could throw bread rolls at them. The constituancy of 'South Hams' to be renamed 'South Hams Egg And Chips'. Import the sport of dwarf throwing from the USA. |