TAXATION:
New Financial Services
Axe:
- We will revitalise
Section 4 of the 1968 Theft Act. i.e. The crime
of gaining property and pecuniary advantage by
deception and apply it to the activities of Life
Assurance Salesmen.
- See entry under
Paul Raymond and Asset Stripping.
- All forms of
fluffy dice, Garfield the Cat and other
window devices, other than road tax, will be
subject to the Punitive Licensing of Non-Kinetic
Essential Road Sundry (P.L.O.N.K.E.R.S.) Tax.
- Pitt introduced
income taxes to pay for the Napoleonic Wars.
We hereby declare the Napoleonic Wars at an
end. Income tax will be abolished.
- Tax to pay for
our holidays abroad, or government in exile
as it is more appropriately known, will be
raised from the equitable basis of rating
taxes at the point of sale, or in the case of
Blue Tax, see above, conspicuous consummation.
Taxation on petrol need not necessarily be
increased, but anti-social devices such as
cigarettes and Australian soaps will be taxed
out of sight.
- A further luxury
Excise Duty of 10% will be assessed on
specific expensive cars, which may happen to
be imported cars, but simple coincidence,
boats, furs and electrical goods.
- Service charges
for industry, such as telephone will increase
at a greater rate than the private consumer.
How many votes would we get from industry,
compared with members of the public.
- National Insurance
Contributions:
- The ceiling on
National Insurance contributions will be
removed, a flat levy at a consistent rate for
all earnings will be charged whatever the
earnings.
- We will import a
maximum earnings level of £125,000 per annum
for any one individual as drawings or income.
The surplus would have to be retained by the
company, and therefore taxed at Corporation
Taxes rates. No one person, other than our
representatives is worth ten times the
national wage average.
- Many of the
unemployed income tax collectors will be
retained as Pollution Inspectors. They will
be self-financing, since we aim to raise £20billion
by way of pollution taxes over the first five
years of Government.
SUMMARY:
The removal of income
tax and punitive pollution tax on manufacturing
plants, power stations, farms and all manners of
processing plants, will bring about an environmental
friendly off-shore financial services related service
satellite for Europe. We won't actually make or do
anything, but it will be really neat lying in the
meadows thinking about all the money we are making on
off-shore tax haven related business.
- All
caravans will be subject to a £250 Road Fund
licence duty.
- Any mobile
traffic offence involving a caravan will
involve an automatic five year ban from
towing caravans in future.
- A purchase tax of
£2,000 shall be applied to all new sales of
caravans.
- A purchase tax of
£500 shall apply to all second-hand caravan
sales.
- This action will
substantially improve the economy by:
- Reducing the
number of caravans towed, therefore
increasing Guest House and Hotel
occupancy rates.
- Clear the
roads of many of its traffic jams and
causes of accidents.
- Clear scenic
coastal views of unsightly sights sighted
at the seashore.
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